Top Ten Statements That Sound Dirty in Law

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 05-Nov-2007 10:46:30

Top 10 things that sound dirty in law but [maybe] aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing in law that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 05-Nov-2007 11:04:35

<lol> even though it's another goddam top ten list.

Maybe you, Becky, Becky's cat and your cat should consult on these things.

Bob

Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 05-Nov-2007 12:37:00

I like it will have to save next to the office one. LOL

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 05-Nov-2007 19:08:51

lol Very nice.

Post 5 by speedie (move over school!) on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2007 8:10:38

Deadly!

Stevie

Post 6 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 09-Nov-2007 10:43:39

or maybe more so..

#4. For $200.00 an hour, she better be good!

that's a total disgrace, if ye ask me.. Cheep hooking whore..
Min. out to start, oh maybe ...o.k. you name the price.

~*Thunderous MidNight*~

Post 7 by vinbenji (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 09-Nov-2007 11:40:58

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i liked it
benji

Post 8 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2007 12:09:39

rofllmfao! I liked it, lol

Post 9 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2007 14:37:51

not bad. not bad at all...